no, he came in my armpit
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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