I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
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You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
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Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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