i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
Jerry, you need to find god
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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