Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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