we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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