This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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