she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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