I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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