thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Randomize
