Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Randomize
