I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
