what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
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Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
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How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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