i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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