So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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