There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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