I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
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I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
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He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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