We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
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When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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