Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
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