i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
