I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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