What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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