Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
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i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
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Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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