what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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