My pussy is not your playground.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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