i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
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The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
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if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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