Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Randomize
