I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
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Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
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You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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