your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
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I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
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I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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