Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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