He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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