I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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