new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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