i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
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Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
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I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
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