Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
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you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
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Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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