im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
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i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
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He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
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