like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
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