I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Randomize
