How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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