I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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