ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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