this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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