lets start a swedish sibling band together
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
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I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
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Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Randomize