the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
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i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
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Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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