I can tuck mytits in my pants
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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