I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
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im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
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She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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