she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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