Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Randomize
