We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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