so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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