Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
