So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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