Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
