the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I'd cum for enchiladas.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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