Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
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I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
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he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
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