i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
