yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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